The Scoop

Well as some of you may have heard I recently met a wonderful woman named Patty. We met online and hit it off right from the start. While getting to know each other she had told me about a weirdo she had met in Nanaimo that asked her to marry him on the 5th date and said that he loved her. She told me they had just gone for coffee a few times because she thought she had seen some red flags coming up. After she told me this I kind of laughed and said "so your telling me I have to wait till after the 6 date and she said yes. After the 6th day I said "so want to go to Vegas and get married and she said sure. We laughed about it and joked about it every time we saw each other or talked on the phone. By this time I had start realizing how lucky I was to have met this woman. She had told me right up front that I had to pass the kiss test or there would be no second date. When I went to pick her up she was waiting outside and I thought wow this woman is beautiful. She has beautiful blue eyes and a great smile. It was like we had known each other a long time the way we interacted. Although I did think at one time that she was drunk cause as we walked along a trail she bumped into me every now and then. It wasn't till the one time when she "accidentally" touched my big ol Gower butt that I clued in. We had had lunch before heading out for our walk and everything was going great. I kept thinking about his kiss test and was a little worried because it had been a while since I had really kissed someone other than an aunt or cousin. Although aunt Olive tried to use tongue (OMG that is too sick LMAO I'm kidding of course...or am I??)We ended up going for a long drive and another walk where we ended up down a steep hill. I took her hand and helped her up the hill (so she thought because I needed the help) I drove her home and she asked if I wanted to meet 2 of her sons and her aunt and I said sure. When we walked up to the steps leading into the house she stopped on the first step turned around and looked me right in the eyes. I was praying that the lip push ups I had been practicing on the mirror since she had told me about the kiss had worked because they were the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. Well its been a couple weeks now and she still hasn't dumped my azz so it must have been ok. As far as the Vegas thing I'll let you know the date as soon as we decide. We have talked seriously about it and nothing stopping us but coin LOL. Christmas might be a good time but it might be more expensive. Want to do it before I need a passport or she changes her mind. Not sure how long I can keep up this sweet guy act LOL.

Well there ya go.